Snow White and her Dwarf

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?
That would be Sweet Mae. You may recall my little Snow White from an earlier post. I am but her mere Dwarf, Dopey.

This past Saturday was Crawford's birthday party, and Mommy and I went. I was so excited to see Sweet Mae, as I hadn't seen her in quite some time. I was anxious for her to see how big and strong I'd gotten. At first she seemed impressed, leaning in to stroke my cheek.
But what I didn't know is she was just weakening my defenses. What she really wanted was my noonie.
Sigh. How can I make her like me for me, and not just my worldly possessions. She's the only lady I'd let take my noonie though. Those eyes mesmerize me.
If it's material things she's after, perhaps she'd like to take a ride in my brand new 7 series BMW, which Aunt Catherine and Uncle Luke sent me. (It appears someone was reading the blog last week!).
Ok, so technically I can't actually fit into this BMW, but that's ok since technically I can't drive yet. The point is, I'd give Mae whatever she asked for, because she is so sweet. Don't we make a cute couple?

Thankfully there are no evil witches who will try to feed her a poisoned apple, but I'll gladly test all of her apple sauce just in case.