Master This!

Dear Uncle Todd,

Thanks for the cool shirt you got me from the Masters! Here I am wearing it.
Mommy did her best to try to capture the actual Master's logo on the shirt, but I didn't much feel like cooperating. There were multiple attempts made.
Here I am getting ready to try out my golf swing.

Shortly after that picture was taken, I yelled "FORE" and whacked Abuela with my club. No one else found it nearly as amusing as I did, so I immediately made my apologies with a hug and lots of kisses, complete with "mwah, mwah" sounds.

Mommy says one day I can tell people that this shirt is from the Masters where Tiger Woods attempted to make a comeback but because he's a big fat cheater, no one cared, and we all rejoiced because Phil Mickelson kicked his butt, and hugged his sick wife whom he loves dearly. That seems like a lot to tell people, and it sort of makes my head hurt.

I think I'll just tell people this is from the Masters where Tiger made his return. I think the rest of the stuff is implied.

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks for the shirt. Inspite of the fact that it's a 3T, it fits just fine. It's a little long, but that just means I can wear it longer and more people will know just how cool I am.

But I don't really need a shirt to prove that point!

Thanks again, and I'll see you soon. Give cousin Jacob a hug and a "mwah" kiss from me.

Love,

Thomas