Ladies Man

Today mommy's friend Liz came by for a visit, and she brought with her a vision of loveliness. I speak, of course, of the gorgeous Mae.

I was mesmerized by her cheeks, pouty lips and stunning hairdo. Mommy also pointed out her porcelain skin. I was a little embarrassed because I was a bit fussy at first, and I couldn't exactly control my gas situation. I hope she didn't notice, or that she assumed it was Amos. Apparently Mae is the younger sister of some guy named Crawford. Mommy is always talking about what a cute, sweet, kid he is. I guess I'm going to have to start buttering him up so I can take his sister out one day. I'm not sure how my across the street girlfriend, Sadie, is going to take this, but she just needs to remember that I'm far too young to be a one woman kind of guy. I can't be tied down until I'm at least 2.