25%

Well hello there. How are you all today? So, I've been thinking about how the doctor said my head, at 39 inches, is only in the 25th percentile. And I thought for sure this was ridiculous. Until mommy bought me this hat to keep the sun out of my eyes:

She alleges that it is supposed to fit a baby aged 0-6 months, yet it's like a halo around my head. I mean a halo is fitting, given what an angel I am, but really, this hat looks a bit ridiculous. Mommy and Daddy put it on me yesterday before our walk, and then they proceeded to laugh and laugh at me. Mommy even put it at a jaunty angle.

I'll admit. I giggled a bit too. That is until we got almost all the way home, and someone, who shall remain nameless, told mommy that she never saw her as "motherly." Well, I'm sure you can imagine how that went over. Daddy and I didn't hear the end of that one all night. Sigh. Don't worry mommy, I think you're the best. I think you're so great that Daddy says I never stop staring at you. So don't listen to crazy people who shall remain nameless but who have made ugly comments about your lack of niceness in the past. Let's go put my hat on and take a stroll.