Anyway, I've been very busy. First I need a morning nap, and I petition mommy to be the one to rock me to sleep. She's tried to pass me off to Abuela for this job, but I routinely object. Judge Gramps generally sustains my objections, mostly, I believe, so that the peace can be kept in the office. I'll nap for maybe 30 minutes, at which time Mommy attempts to return phone calls and type up pleadings, but just as she really gets going, I'll do a surprise "Production of Documents" we'll call it, in my pants, and mommy is forced to sort through that. By then it's lunch time, and we eat. Last Thursday, mommy and I did lunch with Aunt Catherine. I mostly slept, but there were a couple of comments from some pretty ladies about how beautiful I was. I'm thinking of calling them as star witnesses when mommy tries me for being unruly. The afternoon requires another nap, and some entertainment, but I do manage to get a good bit of work done. Here is a picture of me in mommy's chair. The lamb is begging me not to sue her, but if there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's that I can't show any mercy. I may be fat, but I'm no softie.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to Work We Go!
Anyway, I've been very busy. First I need a morning nap, and I petition mommy to be the one to rock me to sleep. She's tried to pass me off to Abuela for this job, but I routinely object. Judge Gramps generally sustains my objections, mostly, I believe, so that the peace can be kept in the office. I'll nap for maybe 30 minutes, at which time Mommy attempts to return phone calls and type up pleadings, but just as she really gets going, I'll do a surprise "Production of Documents" we'll call it, in my pants, and mommy is forced to sort through that. By then it's lunch time, and we eat. Last Thursday, mommy and I did lunch with Aunt Catherine. I mostly slept, but there were a couple of comments from some pretty ladies about how beautiful I was. I'm thinking of calling them as star witnesses when mommy tries me for being unruly. The afternoon requires another nap, and some entertainment, but I do manage to get a good bit of work done. Here is a picture of me in mommy's chair. The lamb is begging me not to sue her, but if there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's that I can't show any mercy. I may be fat, but I'm no softie.
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