Job Application

To: The Big Chief at the Hupperich household (AKA Aunt Nancy)
Re: Cabana Boy position

Dear Aunt Nancy,

Please consider this my formal application for the open position of Cabana/Pool Boy at your home. It is my understanding that you are looking for a young man with a winning disposition,

Check.

Abs of steele.

Check.

A cute bottom.
Check.

And defined pecs.
Check and Check.

Also, I have acquired this tiny swimsuit (I don't think you can get much smaller than 6-12 months).
And it's clear that I look GOOOOOD in it.

I am willing to work for modest wages; Mommy packs all of my meals, and I am easily satisfied with hugs and kisses. I think I will bring a lot to the position, especially a lot of cooing young ladies, which I think will please Uncle Scott. If you would like to set up an appointment so we can further discuss my career goals and where exactly I see myself in 10 years, please feel free to call my mommy.

Sincerely,

Thomas.